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reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

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— 2 days ago with 391932 notes

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

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— 2 days ago with 207383 notes

suctioning:

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs*
Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

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— 3 days ago with 18779 notes

4amthesecond-day:

I just don’t understand what people want Taylor Swift to write songs about? Cats? Ikea? Biochemistry?

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— 3 days ago with 11454 notes

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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— 4 days ago with 223865 notes
"Parks And Recreation is criminally underrated and one of the best ensembles on TV. They figured out how to make comedy out of people who like things, as opposed to the usual sitcom where it’s just people being awful to each other. Turns out passion can heighten things in the same way that conflict does. And that delights me."
Tim Carvell, head writer for The Daily Show (Rolling Stone Sept. 2013) (via katiepoole912)

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— 4 days ago with 37220 notes
llf08:

ckb08  
What does this remind you of???

OMG - I already saw this and thought about sending it to you!

llf08:

ckb08  

What does this remind you of???

OMG - I already saw this and thought about sending it to you!

(Source: humorstop)

— 5 days ago with 47169 notes

gowns:

We want big boob…. not too big, gross

we like small perky boob… not too little, gross

no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!

oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…

and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos

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— 5 days ago with 23323 notes

thestarkidshavethephonebox:

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

                         SNAP

                SNAP

        SNAP

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

(Source: lordharrypotter, via officialwhitegirls)

— 5 days ago with 425433 notes

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

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— 6 days ago with 451084 notes